Don’t keep lilies in your house if you have cats.
They will die.
Even if they just breathe in the pollen. Or get it on their fur. They will fucking die. Do not do it.
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So I was thinking about what Peridot said while they were digging through the Earth’s crust (“That’s superheated peridotite, It’s made with the same stuff as Peridots”) and I had a really fucked up thought about if you melted a peridot while she’s in her gem she’ll reform really fucked up and melted, kinda like an amalgamate
Friendly seasonal reminder
SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT
I did not know this reblogging
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the most toxic household plants for cats is the common lily. In fact, eating as little as two or three leaves from the flowers can result in liver failure and, if left untreated, can have a fatal outcome for cats.” (Source: PetMD)
Please take care of your feline friends!
People who hurt black cats on Halloween need to be thrown into the fucking sun.
Happy Halloween and please keep your black kitties (I would argue all kitties, just to be safe) indoors during this time because unfortunately some gross people who shouldn’t be alive sometimes abuse our fur babies. They think these cats are “bad luck” and/or in general are just sick monsters who hurt kitties. Stay safe this October, everyone.
people who CLAIM to be cat lovers but dont like hairless cats are NOT VALID if you cant appreciate cats in their most pure form, uncovered and exposed for what they truly are, yuou’re a fake cat lover
However well a Warrior Cats movie would do with book fans and critics, you know there’d be the suburban mom who write a bad review because she didn’t look up anyting about cat watership down and took her seven and eight year old to see a cute movie about cats but instead of getting them to shut the fuck up for an our and moving on with their lives Timmy is traumatized and crying and Kaileighghlaugh has inducted all the other neighborhood kids into a cat cult
….okay, someone needs to explain Warrior Cats to me…
there are cats. a lot of cats dont like each other. some cats can see the future and other magic shit. they fight a lot over food and romance and stuff. the book series follows multiple generations of cats and different perspectives but the general theme is that the cats have different jobs and they have babies and do battle
This is a good explanation, but massively undersells the sheer scale of Death and Suffering also going on. People don’t call it Cat Game of Thrones or Cat Watership Down for no reason. Someone dies at least once a book. Kittens die far too often for my comfort, frankly. Ferncloud’s kits starving to death during the New Prophecy arc will fuck me up for life. Sometimes cats just die fuckin out of nowhere for no damn reason. No one is safe! Bam, a snake pops out of a rock and bites them. Bam, they slipped on a mountain path and plunged to their death. Bam, an eagle swooped out of fuck all nowhere and carried them off. Bam, they fell through the ice while playing on the lake. Bam, they drank fucking car battery fluid, or ate yew berries, or just walked into the wrong tunnel and were never seen again- ALL OF THESE ARE CANONICAL DEATHS. SOME OF THOSE HAPPENED MORE THAN ONCE. And honestly those are all fairly tame ones, more shocking because they happened suddenly when you weren’t expecting it! The really grisly ones, like the two apprentices that get mauled by dogs, or Scourge’s fight with Tigerstar, or Hawkfrost and the fox trap? Those linger. They take their time describing the viscera. If you want to know the scope of the ridiculous amount of dying that goes on in Warrior Cats, just check out the ‘Members of Starclan’ category on the fan wiki. Starclan is the cat afterlife. There are three hundred and eleven pages under the Members of Starclan category. Warrior Cats does not fuck around.
- My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny
- Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol
- Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.
when you lightly touch your dog’s face and they lean into it for more serious petting? that’s the only real true love
fact, black cats are less likely to be adopted because of superstition. re blog if you love these little bundles of fur just as much as any other kitty.
i want a cat and i will love all cattos
lol why are black dudes like that. its not that deep dont be fucking rude on my post and expect me not to react back and dont expect me to know u were a fuckin trans guy? like lol. its rly not that deep trust me
Are- are you OK????
how are you white and your name is flavored like what is so fucking “flavored” about you
It stands for my personality. But seriously, are you OK?
white?? flavored personality??? where???
It’s…. A metaphor……….
sorry im a dindoo nigger i don’t speak english
What ?? I don’t think I need to repeat myself here, but are you OK???
buuhhhh buhhh i dindoo nothin~!!!!!!
I can’t tell if you’re being a racist white dude or an asshole black dude trying to start drama but either way I hope you have a good time in therapy and you don’t kill any innocent bystanders
killing innocent bystanders is white culture my dindoo ass would never, wigger
So you are just an asshole trying to start drama, Huh? Cool, try not to mistake white pedestrians that support you as Nazi’s
did you just call me a prick. are you british. tea? cockney? imperialism??
I didn’t realize it was illegal to say British slurs out of their country.I’m sorry British police, take me to the American British jail where Americans that use ‘prick’, ‘cunt’, and 'wanker’ end up apparently
british slurs
Sorry, slang. Its getting rather late and I would like to end this with a simple reminder that I did say that I would protect you with my life even though you’re a 'prick’ - or penis if you’d rather the more American term - and I would live up to that statement till the end of your time. Good day.